Goodbye Donny
(Sung to the Tune of "Hello Dolly")

Well, goodbye, Donny. Go and die, Donny.
We can’t wait to send you back where you belong!
You’re counterfeit, Donny.
Full of shit, Donny
Need more curses for these verses—
You are worse than wrong.
Yes, go to hell, Donny.
Rot in jail, Donny.
For your treason or your sleazin’—take your pick!
You’re such a schmuck, Donny.
Your ass is outta luck, Donny.
Donny, we’ll never go away—
Promise you, Don, we’re here to stay—
Donny the Con, you’re gonna pay,
you prick.